September 4th, 2006


A Horse, A Chicken and a Harley

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both
of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing,
when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life,
the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to
the farm. Arriving at the farm,
he searched and searched for the
farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the
farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys
in the ignition, the chicken sped off
with a length of rope hoping he still
had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was
surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley,
and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chicken tossed
to him. After tying the other end
to the rear bumper of the farmer's
bike, the chicken then drove slowly
forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode
the Harley back to the farmhouse,
and the farmer was none the wiser
when he returned. The friendship
between the two animals was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks
later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon, he too, began to sink and
cried out to the horse to
save his life! The horse thought a
moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle. Looking underneath,
he told the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thing and he would then
lift him out of the pit. The chicken
got a good grip, and the horse pulled
him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the
story? . (yep, you betcha, there
IS a moral!)

scroll down- this won't hurt)

"When You're Hung Like A
Horse, You Don't Need A Harley
To Pick Up Chicks!
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